It is not always easy to know what is fashionable and what is not, for that reason, with the help of our girls we are going to show you a list of erotic toys with which you are going to have a really good time with your partner. Do you want to know them? We present them below.

Vibrator with remote control

It is one of the toys that are more fashionable this year. It is a toy that excites both boys and girls, so both parties enjoy. Currently there are different models to choose from, but the Lelo Tiani 3 model is the one that is registering more sales in recent months.

It has a simple design, but very versatile, that is, it adapts to all body types. Thanks to its design and how easy it is to use, it is presented as a perfect toy to get out of the sexual routine and thus obtain new pleasures. The vibrator has different powers and has a direct clitoral stimulator. The battery lasts and can be controlled by the partner with ease. It is a great option to keep up with the romantic scene.

Vibrating Ring

Vibrating rings are also becoming trendy because of the experiences they are able to offer. If you are looking for a useful tool for couple sex, this sex toy will not disappoint you. 

In the market you can find different options, but the Lelo Tor 2 model is one of the most commercialized. It not only helps the woman to get more pleasure, it is also a great help when it comes to enhance erection. The excitement for both parties is very large, hence it is normal that it is so fashionable. It currently has six speeds, just choose the right one for every moment and enjoy.

Wearable

It is a hands-free vibrator that has gained importance in the world of erotic toys. It is very easy to use and brings extra pleasure to enjoy the relationship.

The Dame Eva model is an option to value. It is usually bought a lot because it fits very well in the vulva and labia. This makes it easier to perform full stimulation, including clitoral stimulation. It can be used individually or in conjunction with penetration. The latter option helps the woman get more pleasure and enjoyment during intercourse. 

 Sucker

It continues to be at the top of the ranking of sales in the sex toy sector. The Satisfyer is still a fashionable toy and will surely remain so for a long time.

It is a perfect toy when it comes to clitoral stimulation. To give you an idea, it works as if you were performing an oral stimulation, but being mechanical, the pleasure is always higher. It is a good choice for individual use or for use with a partner when you are unable to reach orgasm naturally. 

The Satisfyer works in a silent and precise way, hence the people who use it are always very happy. There are currently different models on the market to choose from. For example, the Satisfyer Pro 2 has 11 levels of intensity to choose from and a battery that offers a battery life of more than an hour. That makes it a very complete toy and we have included it in this list. 

Water Sucker

Many couples like to have sex in the water. In this case, the industry has created an aquatic suction cup that offers the advantages of the suction cup, but with the advantage that it can be used in water. 

Our girls recommend the Sila Aqua because it is the most complete and the one that usually offers the best experiences. It works through sonic wave stimulation, which makes the result very positive. It is very quiet and also offers the option of working on several vibration modes. A very complete erotic toy at a competitive price.

Enveloping toy

It is another one of the most fashionable toys, which is used by men. It is a toy with a special design that focuses on the stimulation of the lower part of the penis. It can be defined as a complementary toy when it comes to achieving sexual satisfaction. 

Although at first glance it may seem quite simple, it really is not. It is a complete sex toy that offers an autonomy of up to one hour of duration and five vibration settings. So each person can regulate it according to their tastes and get the most out of it. In addition, it is waterproof and adapts to all penis sizes. Some models work with remote control like the Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo. 

Penis rings

They are sex toys that are also fashionable. They can be used for two reasons. Firstly, to make erections stronger. Secondly, to make ejaculation take longer to come. Thus, the relationship can last longer and the pleasure is greater. 

The toy consists of three silicone rings, the price is affordable and also offers great flexibility. The problem is that sometimes it can be a little tight, which makes not all men feel comfortable. 

La entrada These are the 7 trendy erotic toys that are sweeping Spain, you won’t be without yours! se publicó primero en Apricots Blog.

One of the things I like most about summer is being able to do topless, whether I go to nude beaches or not, I like to show my breasts in public. I don’t like to keep marks, I like to tan full body.

In summer I always comment with my father, an addict to the women with big tits , the Summer inns of the famous. This year we have been able to see the natural curves of, for example: Anabel Pantoja, Paula Prendes, Violeta Mangriñán, Silvia Alonso, Blanca Suárez, Heidi Klum, Valeria Lakhina, among many others.

As I said on one occasion, “woman’s tits have a lot of power”, they are a very powerful weapon of seduction because they can hypnotize a man in a matter of nanoseconds. How many times I will have caught my father looking at the breasts of a woman in the street, and I say nothing about when we are on the beach, but as my mother often says, “where there are tits there is joy”.

Did you know that my father makes a list of celebrities with big tits that put him more every year? Do you want to know who they are?

Top 10 celebrities with the most beautiful boobs according to my father

Jennifer Love Hewitt
I still remember when my father was hooked on the The Client List series just to see the body and cleavage of the American actress. In this series, he gave life to a masseuse who offered “happy endings” to his clients.

Lucy Katherine Pinder
Lucy Pinder is considered one of the most glamorous models of all time. In 2007 she was chosen by the British newspaper Daily Star as the woman with “the best breasts in Great Britain”.

via GIFER

Megan Fox
This model and actress became famous for playing Mikaela Banes in Transformers . In 2008 she was chosen the “sexiest woman in the world” in a survey of FHM magazine. We could also see her in her underwear in the movie, If it were easy directed by Judd Apatow and starring Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd.

Salma Hayek
She is one of the most famous Latin American actresses in the world. Who doesn’t remember his steamy scene with the snake in the movie Open until dawn ? Did you know that when she went to school she asked God to enlarge her breasts because her classmates laughed at her? I think the Lord heard it.

Kate Upton
This model and actress of American origin became known for her appearance in the magazine Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 2011. And in 2014 she received the prize for the Sexiest Woman on the Planet of People magazine. If you still do not know who it is, surely you have seen some of his videos dancing on the Internet since more than one has gone viral.

Vica Kerekes
Éva “Vica” Kerekes is a Slovak actress of Hungarian origin. This red-haired woman, with freckles and a broad smile, has my father fascinated by her big tits.

Blake Lively
I discovered this actress when she played the character of Serena Van Der Woodsen, in the series Gossip Girl . Yes, I was very fan of this teenage drama, based on the homonymous novels of Cecily von Ziegesar. I still remember my father sitting next to me to see Blake Lively dressed as a schoolgirl.

Emily Ratajkowski
This model and actress of Polish origin and with an unpronounceable surname is one of the women with the most desired natural tits on the planet. Apart from appearing in several films, Emily is famous for her risque photos posted on her Instagram account.

Anna Simon
If there is a Spaniard who drives my father crazy, this is the presenter Anna Simon. He still remembers when his tits were blown up by an oversight, well, he only burst a button on his shirt. The neckline of Anna Simón is and always will be one of the most beloved.

Lorena Durán
This Sevillana has become famous for becoming the first Spanish Victoria’s Secret model. This curvy model of international size measures 1’75 meters high and measures 95-70-115. My father loves women with pronounced curves and good tits.

Look, my father is so obsessed with the boobs that he is thinking of putting on a wet t-shirt contest for the town’s festivities, but I don’t know if to introduce myself, it is one thing to show the boobs on the beach and it is quite another to show them in the Plaza del town.

And for you, what celebrity has the best tits in the world?

La entrada The 10 famous women with the prettiest boobs se publicó primero en Apricots Blog.

There is no one in the world who walks down the street, up the stairs of the subway, on the beach, in the pool, in a concert … has not noticed some asses. If someone tells you, that he has never looked at an ass in his life, get away quickly, he is a liar. Everyone has ever examined an ass with his eyes, especially me, I love the butts of men marked with tight jeans.

I would dare to say that there is no perfect ass, because of the divergence of tastes …

After reading several articles, studies and magazines; I have seen how the type of ass preferred by men has been changing throughout history. For example, in the 50s the most desired bodies were those of Marilyn Monroe and Liz Taylor, their figure was similar to that of an hourglass, that means a small waist and a curvy ass. In the 60s, the mini skirt fashion made small asses taste better than big ones.In the 70s and 80s, the athletic and curvy asses began to gain importance thanks to the fitness videos and the beautiful Jane Fonda.In the 90’s there was no special predilection for any type of ass, they were all loved, it was the year of models like Elle Macpherson, Naomi Campbell or Cindy Crawford. Already entered the year 2000, thanks to singers and celebrities like Britney Spears or Beyoncé, the round asses began to take weight, a very big weight.

And today, surely do not need to tell you who are the girls who have the most idealized asses of the moment … Of course you have it :Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Lopez and Nicki Minaj, well, and your neighbor’s fifth.

As a girl who looks at her ass from time to time, and proud that I am, I want to vindicate once again that all asses are pretty, every ass has its audience. Do you think the same or not?

After sitting next to my brother on the balcony of my apartment and carefully watching thousands of asses from different women for a few days, I think we came to the conclusion that there are 7 different types of asses.

The 7 types and forms of asses that exist

Ass folder

This type of ass is usually square and flat, crushed and without form. As Joaquin Reyes and Ernesto Sevilla say, we can see how there is no transition between the back and the thigh.

V shape

In these asses, the line between the pelvis and the hips is tilted inward. It seems that the buttocks are down. This type of ass is more common within the men than women.

Pear shape

Also known as “A-shaped buttocks”, they are usually asses where the hips are wider than the waist. This would be the case of my mother’s tambourine.

Round shape

Perhaps the most famous type of ass, similar to that of an apple. This type of tambourine usually requires extra fabric on the back for full coverage. The clearest example of big ass we can see in Kim Kardashian.

Flaccid

It’s the typical fallen ass. It is usually seen in thin women with little muscle tone. If you do not want to have a weak bum, on the Internet you can find different toning videos.

Waffle

This is the ass I want. I am currently working hard in the gym to make it stronger, round and in place. I would like to have a behind like Elsa Pataky or Úrsula Corberó.

Normal

The typical ones that we would not know how to classify, that when you see it you say, “it looks like a normal ass”. The one that does not cool you or make you hot. It is neither big,  small, thick, or even thin.

If you have an ass that you do not like, nothing happens. All asses can be toned and sculpted, you just have to have a bit of perseverance and tenacity. As I already told you, I go to the gym to have a very nice butt, I like it to have a peach shape, like the Apricots logo. I know it’s an apricot but I want to have a little bit bigger so it can has the right effect. Girls like to have very strong and big ass, we feel more sexy and confident; when we kiss and have sex. Try it, if you like you will hear a brief moan accompanied by a sigh.

But I also want to emphasize that there are several factors that can influence the shape of an ass, such as genetics, daily habits, diet and age. Yes, I’m already thinking that as time goes by I’ll have to work more in the gym to keep my buttocks firm.

They all like asses, either to observe them or to practice anal sexe . Did you know that the categories of anal sex or bouncing asses are among the most viewed within pornographic portals?

Even in the world of celebrity, fashion has been established by the ass, today’s celebrities are fighting to see who has the biggest, strongest and sexiest ass, some of them are even insured them. And the world of music does not escape, the artists and the record companies know that asses is good seller, there are songs that succeed only mentioning the word ass. And we can not forget the video clips, here the war is focused on being the most watched video on Youtube, the one that has the most reproductions, and a video clip without seeing some good catches , surely not successful.

And for you to leave with a good taste in your mouth and something else, then I leave you with the Top 3 video clips where the real protagonists are the asses.

Top 3 Hottest ass videos

Tujamo – Booty Bounce

Beware of watching this video clip, you can become addicted to asses and become nalgofílico, like my brother.

Nicki Minaj – Anaconda

During the almost 5 minutes that the video lasts, surely you will not blink or be able to detach yourself from the screen. I’m wrong?

Jennifer Lopez – Booty ft. Iggy Azalea

The ass movements of Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea will make you so horny that when the video clip ends you will have to go empty your love with my friends from Apricots.

I will finish with the statement of the professor and sexologist of the University of Bremen Ingelore Ebberfeld, author of the study the eroticism of the buttocks, “There is no man who does not notice the ass of a woman with high heels and tight skirt”.

By the way, I would like to know what kind of ass is the one that turn you on? 😉

La entrada The definitive guide to ass types (with video clips included) se publicó primero en Apricots Blog.

Something similar happens in my house, my father is pro-boobs while my brother is pro-asses. The debates in my house are very interesting, I love to hear my father and brother talk about the parts of the woman’s body and why they are so excited about them. I see that in my family, we carry about sex in our genes.

Today I want to talk about the woman’s breasts, also known as tits, boobs, mamellas, balloons, melons, coconuts, boobies, pears … When I’m in the gym, apart from observing the pussy of my companions, I also fixed her breasts. After a great and deep analysis I can tell you that there are different types of tits.

Types of tits

We can divide the woman’s breasts into two blocks, according to their size and shape. First of all I want to tell you that regardless of the shape and size, all the tits are beautiful, and that there are no perfect tits. But everything depends on the tastes of each.

Big tits

The big boobs are the ones that make the most boys turn on. I do not say it, but the studies did. Did you know that Nordic women are the ones with the biggest tits? In Colombia and Venezuela, girls with great attributes also predominate. As a friend of mine says, tits start to look great when you can not get them right with just one hand. The men say that it is very difficult to resist to big boobs. As they say, “they throw more two tits than two carts”. What do you think?

Small tits

The small breasts also have their public, the studies say that the rich prefer them small while those of the middle-low class prefer them big. What kind of studies are these? The women with the smallest breasts are those from Asia and Africa. For example, the small tits of porn actress Riley Reid are among the most beloved adult movies.

Unequal tits

Our breasts have never the same size, usually one is bigger than the other. I have read that the right teat may be a little smaller than the one on the left, well, just like the testicles. There is one that is smaller than the other, is not it? At least it is the feeling that gives me when I do a blowjob.

Surfer tits

This type of tits are small but muscular. As they would say in my town, the “surfboard” breasts, flat but athletic.

Tits progressive

They are a type of breasts that are in danger of extinction, they no longer exist as much as before. This type of tits so famous during the 70s are usually natural and flared with a little fall. They have a thinner upper part and a more rounded lower part.

Crossed tits

The two tits point to the outside. One nipple looks to the right and the other to the left. The nipple is like the icing on the cake, the sweetest part to suck. Another day I will go deeper into the nipples.

Tits yogis

They are the breasts that hang down like the nipples, a type of tits that are relaxed. The tits fall as we say.

Pornstar tits

Normally this type of tits are usually big, round and totally circular. It would be the perfect tits since it is usually provided. It would be the kind of tits we usually see in porn movies, the vast majority operated like those of Mia Khalifa.

Curious tits

They are the breasts that are more separated toward the outside, those that have a great distance between one and the other. To fixe them it is advisable to use a good bra that will enhances and support them.

Pendulum tits

They are elongated and pendular tits, narrow and hanging down.

Tear tits

This type of tits are slightly rounder at the bottom and less bulky at the top, such as a tear or drop of water, hence the name.

Cone tits

They are the cone-shaped tits, small and hanging. Once I saw in a movie, whose name I do not remember, in which they said that the perfect tit was the one that fit in a glass of champagne, those triangular cocktail-like glasses. Come, and try if your tits fit in champagne cup.

Curiosities about tits

A study by Dr. Katren Weatherby in Germany claimed that looking at a girl’s breasts for ten minutes a day prolonged the lives of men. According to Weatherby it would be equivalent to 30 minutes of cardiovascular exercise. What do you prefer, to look at a good cleavage or go to the gym?

The tits of women are often on everyone’s lips, and I do not say it literally. Each year there are videos and trends related to breasts that drive us crazy. For example, last winter the reindeer tit marked the Christmas season, fashion was to cut a piece of the sweater, poke a tit and decorate it as the face of Reno Rudolf, even had a hashtag #ReinderBoob. In Japan it became fashionable to make a heart shape with your hands and tits, and this summer the trend was to put the bikini backwards, the #upsidedownbikini, even tutorials were made on YouTube and Instagram. And I could not finish this section without mentioning the sweetest trend, covering my breasts with pineapples.

Since I love you a lot, I give you 5 years of extra life (as the study says …).

La entrada Tits Types :What are your favorites ones? se publicó primero en Apricots Blog.

Our pussy is a very complex organ. Surely, in other classifications you have heard about the hole, the butterfly, the tail, the Olympic flame … But in this list, we will focus on its characteristics.

Pussies are so funny, so different, especially when they leave their hair between your teeth. Pure poetry!

After sitting for days in the locker room of my gym, I discovered that there are 10 variables in the vaginas, with their relevant characteristics.

In the article of the cocks I proposed a game, in which I explained each variable of your whistle and you had to select the drawing that best represents your cock and, in the end the escorts of Apricots will value your “tool”. And what we noticed is that you loved it, today I want you to play the same game but we will change the role, you tell us what kind of pussy you like the most.

Characteristics of pussies

The Depth

The average or normal depth of a pussy when we are not excited can be about nine or ten centimeters, but when we are horny (sometimes more than you), the vagina can increase by two or three centimeters, then became around 13 cm. And i ‘m gonna to tell you a secret, the short girls usually have the shortest vagina and, as in the first 5 centimeters is where we have the sensitivity, we enjoy equal or more than the rest. The pussies with a big depth are more pleasant for the man but not so much for the woman.

If you combine a long and deep penetration with a superficial penetration just putting the tip, the girl will still experience a greater pleasure.

As I mentioned, the best sex that i had were with XS whistles, remember that we have the clitoris and the G point at the entrance of the vagina.

Diameter

The diameter of a vagina is relative. Think that a micro-penis enters as much as a child 3 kilos comes out. The average of the opening is 8 cm, and many men think they can not put it all because their dick is quite big. Guys, our vagina can accommodate both in thickness and length to almost all types of penises. So do not worry about your size: big or small our vagina will know how to “hug” your penis.

In one of my research I have found which are the most common objects that European women tend to get into their pussy to stimulate themselves and they will surprise you: the TV remote control, a mobile phone, a dildo, a cucumber, a banana, a carrot, and so we could continue. But the Americans put bottles directly, yes yes I said bottles. If you decide to get a bottle, be careful that it becomes empty. Surely you’ve ever met someone who knows someone who had to go to the emergency for a bottle stuck in her pussy. Well, I do.

Clítoris

Size does not matter! I always tell you and you do not believe me. Like your penis, we do not care about the size if you know how to use it well. There are large clitorises like avocados and other smaller ones like peas. Its tip protrudes from the top of the vulva, but the clitoris extends into the labia majora, the perineum, and surrounds the lower third of the vagina. The clitoris only has one function, to give pleasure, but the important thing is to know how to stimulate it.

Glans of the clitoris

It is the visible end of the organ. The glans of the clitoris is like the glans of your penis, which is the place where there are more nerve endings which makes us experience more instant orgasms. Sometimes it can be hidden by a cap, with which you will have to remove it with your fingers to be able to leave it in view. The clitoris should touch very gently because having so much sensitivity can be annoying, if you pass your glans over mine. You can caress this point with a vibrator or even with wet fingers with a little saliva or lubricant.

Tonality

I have watched my vagina for days, what do I say, for years. I love watching my pussy. Normally I have a light pink color but when I get very horny, when I’m really excited, I get a terracotta color. Well, I’ve been told that when you get older it also gets darker. Remember that the flowers are pretty in all colors.

Exterior appearance

When I look down, I usually see it almost always the same, but if I look around, all my partners’ cunts are different. Some seem to go hungry because they are very closed, on the other hand, others have flesh on all sides, the lower lips fall down. Is it because they fuck a lot? And then there are the burger pussies, which are shaped like a hamburger and that many people like to eat. And we can not forget the perfect pussies, those exercised, it seems as if they had gone to the gym to get in shape.

I have to admit that thanks to the Kardashian I discovered that there is a line of cosmetics to give my vagina a healthy, smooth, young and happy appearance.

Size

Although we can find from small or big pussy, it seems that men do not pay much attention to the size of the pussy, at least when they are with me they prefer to touch me and get down to eat it  without looking too much. What some people like is to see a pronounced clitoris when they want to give me oral sex so I can find it more easily. Also, they say they have more personality and charisma.

The slit

I think that no song has been made by the slit of a pussy, instead, by the slit of a skirt. Who looks at the crack of a pussy? Have you ever noticed the slit of the pussy that you eat? There are very closed slits that to open them you need the help of a can opener, and others that would need a sergeant to close them again.

I have had some lesbian experience and, once during a crazy night when I was going to eat the shell to one of my ligues. I spread my legs while lying on the bed and saw the cave entrance of Ali Baba and the 40 thieves .What an opening! There had to enter something larger than that of Niño Polla or Nacho Vidal.

Hair

Personally I am one of those who likes to go shaved, although I have had times that I liked to make shapes with my pubic hair on the hill of Venus: a heart, an arrow and even had it dyed. Some of my gym colleagues apply the saying “where there is hair there is joy”, and my mother if there has to be joy, to get to the cave you must make an expedition through the jungle, removing all kinds of leafy foliage.

If you are one of those who like to practice cunnilingus, come on, eat my pussy. I recommend you do it when the pussy is shaved, if you can not swallow some hairs, although going down to play with the hairy pussies also has its fun, you can play with your partner telling him that you have a mustache. You will tell me that you have never done it. 😉

If you are a girl and you have done some look that we should know, you can leave a message in the comments. One of my friends trimmed her pubic hair in the form of a runway, and another, the Playstation logo. Believe me when I tell you that they had tremendous success.

Humidity

When I get horny lubrico more than a chocolate coulant, although sometimes I also have to resort to gels. If your pussy is drier than a mannequin and you do not have a lubricant at home, you can always use butter or olive oil. A tip, the lubricant can not miss on your nightstand, like condoms.

Each woman is unique and particular, with the passage of time the pussy is changing, and like everything else in life, it becomes more roguish.

We invite you to leave a comment with the type of pussy that you like to eat and / or fuck, or, what would be the pussy of your dreams.

La entrada The definitive guide of pussy types se publicó primero en Apricots Blog.

We have been neglecting the complexity of the virile member, the phallus is not a simple cylinder of blood, it has feelings (think that there is the brain of man). All this disregard is the fault of the heteropatriarchy, led by micropenes like Donald Trump, who do not want the phallus to be studied, because when yours measures one centimeter it is difficult to have other properties such as thickness or inclination.

After years of study, my research has paid off … with a lot, a lot of juice. After much swallow inquire I realized one thing: there are 12 variables in the virile member, with their relevant categories. If we combine them we discover that there are 559,872 types of cipotes, roughly. But do not label yourself, dear, every cock is unique and unrepeatable, like you.

Length

Fallacy nº1: Much longer, Much better. The depth of the vagina varies from 8 to 11 cm on average, that means that with a size M penis you can “put it to the bottom” without quotes. Can you imagine women fighting over the length of our pussies? “Micro-vagina!” or “Good luck, aunt, you’re going to raffle yourself with that chopper” .

I’m going to make a confession: Several of my best fuck have been with XS whistles . “How it can be ?”, You ask the co-centrists, and I will answer that in sex not everything is the catch-up and that the guys with tiny pichas usually have some magical hands, among other qualities.

Many men believe that length is all that a tail needs and that is why many men fuck badly. Those who have it long trust and those who have it are small complex. Yes, if your minga measures 22 cm you have a lot of cattle , showing it to me * you will cause it to salivate above and below, but until you do not hit it GOOD, it will be all an illusion.

*A note to avoid confusion: show me if I ask, do not send me fotopollas social networks, that does not make me salivate, makes me call the police.

Grosor

If you have a fat cock, you do not have to care how long it is, but if you have a long fat you should care about one thing: do not hurt whoever gets it. The monstercocks (PornHub nomenclature) should be experts in eating chirlas. What do I say? everyone should be, but the chicks in particular, my chichi needs a lot of lubrication before the shark takes it, Not to mention my anus.

What the fuck! Let’s talk about my anus: now he accepts all kinds of instruments, but at first he repudiated fat cocks, and that is that the narrow ones are ideal for first-timers in the art of sodomy. So do not do like Ylenia when she laughed at Labrador’s “pollafideo” , then all penises have their use : Melania Trump uses her husband’s one as a stick.

Geometría

The trunk of the minga is like a homemade gypsy arm : it is not regular, it makes you want to eat and it is filled with cream. If you do not want that cream to leave you pregnant, keep an eye on the pyramidal penises: condoms tend to squeeze up with friction. However, this polyhedral form is very positive for anal sex, because it opens the sphincter little by little. No, I’m not obsessed with anal sex, I just enjoy all the points of pleasure that my body has, everyone should do it.

Political position

All political positions are valid as long as they respect others. Whether you are left or right, I advise you to look for positions and movements that take advantage of your member’s curve to rub your neighbor’s clitoris and give him maximum pleasure. I advise our politicians the same.

Inclination

There are completely straight drums, neither left or right, neither optimistic or pessimistic, but that does not mean they are perfect, I will not tire of saying that all phalluses are. For example, those that look up are perfect to stimulate the clitoris in the missionary posture, those that look down stimulate it very well on all fours, and the penis hooks adapt wonderfully to your esophagus for a deep throat .

Glande

Enough to say that the mushroom cocks are ugly, all the creatures of the lord are beautiful, what a glande discrimination! That’s it, I already put the joke for which I did all this post. No, seriously, do not mess with mushroom mingas, they have their advantages. If they make dildos of a thousand shapes and sizes it’s for something, if not all the dildos would be clones of Nacho Vidal’s cock. The only drawback I see in these whistles is the difficulty of putting a condom on them.

Prepucio

If you have clicked on a cock with phimosis, you should go see the doctor to remove that skin that imprisons your glans. If you have clicked on “uncircumcised” my advice is that you clean it well and often, if you do not want to look like Torrente. I would also tell the girls and / or guys that you sleep with to be swallowed to the bottom and let them embed without mercy, but be careful with your frenulum. If your member is circumcised you are in luck, because a survey between the escorts of Apricots say it’s the favorite among the public.

Venas

One day I shot an ugly uncle just because his forearm was very marked with veins. What a pleasant surprise to discover that his handlebar too! I ate so much that I vomited. No, that’s a joke! I always swallow it.

Les oeufs

Some of them like very large eggs, and others and others, marbles, but there is a combination that almost nobody likes: huge eggs + tiny penis. Sorry, I know I said all the tails are pretty, but I was lying, this is not.

Escroto

According to Apricots University studies, girls prefer it short. But having an extroverted scrotum has its advantages: you can feel a pornstar every time you throw a powder, mostly because of the plach plach plach that you hear in each attack. Although I tell you one thing, over the years everything falls and you will end up having all the eggs hung , if you do not believe it, go to the beach of Mar Bella in Barcelona.

Pelo

It is not worth answering how you wear it if not how much hair you have, enough attention we already dedicate to male hair removal and other WTFs in another Behind the Obscene article . If your tail is rather small remember this premise: without weeds the tree seems bigger.

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There are two types of dick: blood and meat. Those of meat are more showy, being or not spliced ​​always have a good size. But the blood ones are more surprising, although they may seem small they can increase up to ten times their size with the erection. That’s because of the “caverns” (the cavities of the penis intended to flood with blood flow), the blood cocks have the caverns bigger than the meat caverns , that makes the meat caverns look like larger when they are flaccid.

If you do not have a tail because you are a woman and you are anxious to interact with this wonderful content, write in the comments which is your perfect minga and which one you like least.

After this exciting and exhaustive classification, I leave you with two downloadable documents that everyone should have in their homes: The ultimate guide to cock types and a template to measure the cock.

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]]> https://www.apricots.es/blog/en/males-hair-removal/ Wed, 30 Mar 2016 09:16:47 +0000 https://www.apricots.es/blog/?p=3170 Do you remember the latest study done by Apricots University? Where we made a quick review of the evolution of the female hair removal over the years and we could see that we have gone from the typical conservative chichis of the ’60s to the revolutionary or sincere chichis of today (although among the most […]

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]]> Do you remember the latest study done by Apricots University? Where we made a quick review of the evolution of the female hair removal over the years and we could see that we have gone from the typical conservative chichis of the ’60s to the revolutionary or sincere chichis of today (although among the most radical feminists it is possible to find those leafy and plush chichis that, in some cases, extend to the Ankles and can replace perfectly the thicker cotton socks, but in summer, it’s hot!)

Leaving the coat of the chichis aside, let’s focus on another important study by Apricots University: the coat of the dick. Yes guys, today we will talk about this topic, so if you do not want to feel your wounded masculinity come back another day or, even better, take it as a joke. Well, it will have been noticed that one day, suddenly, the men decided that hair removal had to be part of their aesthetic routine; why you can imagine it: without weeds the tree seems bigger. It’s a pity that nobody told them that women know that optical illusions last a few seconds.

But well, as this situation has no way back, we do not have to accept it and avoid becoming envious when we have a man with a more careful hair removal than ours. The important thing is to be prepared psychologically knowing that this is what we can find out there:

The Sahara desert : some time ago this area was populated by long and wild hair, now there are only them: cock and balls alone in the face of adversity. It is the perfect cut for the self-confident man, who loves minimalism and aseptic spaces. Nobody has commented to him that if the pubic hair exists it is by something, in fact one of its functions is to deaden the possible irritation of the genital zone caused by the continuous friction of skin against skin during the sexual relations. And if this does not bother him, it’s that he fucks a bit. Even more important is the function of keeping the balls at a constant temperature so that they are in the right conditions to produce sperm. Will he know what the sperm are for?

The Amazon : seen from a distance, it might look like the head of a Pantene girl, but if we approach and separate that cascade of hair we will see that there is life behind. Nothing again eh, what we find is the same: dick and balls. For a matter of comfort, it’s better to have a rubber band to pick up that mane, which offers endless possibilities for hairstyles: pigtails, bows, braids and everything that makes a Pantene girl horny.

The inner courtyard : although the name reminds us of exotic and enchanted places, it must be said that the scrotal area has little that magic, especially when it is the only one that conserves the fur. What is the meaning of leaving furry eggs, apart from looking ridiculous? Girls can sleep peacefully knowing that this style is not very fashionable, in fact I think I’m the only person in the world who has had the luck to find something like that. It’s just that I’m so lucky lately that if the genie of the lamp asked him to give me wings, I would transform into a compress.

The garden on the terrace : at the top of the pubis a small hairs lawn has been kept to remember that there, a time, was populated by long and wild hair. It is a small space, like the children’s area of ​​McDonald’s, where the hair is well cut and taken care of. The cut better to do it with scissors, so the hair will be soft and pleasant to the touch. This “style” is ideal for when the cowherd girl is practiced (inverted missionary), because there is a direct stimulation of the clitoris that we women love. Yes, guys, the clitoris exists and is right between the two upper lips. What a interesting discovery, right? That you know that for most women this option is the best, you are advised.

So far we have arrived. We know that after reading this post your life will change completely, we are not sure that it will be better. Now it’s your turn to tell us what kind of hair removal puts you more and what is the weirdest thing you’ve ever encountered. Surprise us!

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]]> https://www.apricots.es/blog/en/the-photos-that-turn-you-on-the-most/ Tue, 01 Mar 2016 15:30:54 +0000 https://www.apricots.es/blog/?p=3244 A few weeks ago we talked about some persuasion techniques useful for the escorts to improve their sale strategy. After all, what an escort sells is, her body, therefore her “product” will have to be presented in the best way so that the client feels attracted to it and ends up by buying it. However, […]

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]]> A few weeks ago we talked about some persuasion techniques useful for the escorts to improve their sale strategy. After all, what an escort sells is, her body, therefore her “product” will have to be presented in the best way so that the client feels attracted to it and ends up by buying it.

However, before the client arrives to live this moment possibly he will first go through another window: the website with the photos of the girls. It is exactly there that the potential buyer will make the decision: buy or not buy, that is the question. Well, keep in mind that the time spent on the website is quite short, so the photos will have to convince you immediately.

In order for the potential buyer to make the decision, the photos will have to penetrate his mind in the shortest time possible by going deeply into his subconscious. It is necessary to awaken the desire, to feed the morbid, to provoke the urge to embed. So the question arises by itself: how must the photos be to get all this? Well, here we reveal it:

• Natural : let’s forget the crappy poses that were so fashionable in the ’70s. Nowadays it is best to show the “product” in a realistic and credible context. This translates into images that seem stolen from privacy: in bed while reading a magazine, taking a shower, drinking a cup, taking off the bra, sunbathing or any other action that everyone does every day without caring. Well, better avoid when you are grabbing the beans or taking off your Tampax. Of course, the perspective of the framing is fundamental, being this one like that of a voyeur who secretly spies.

  

  

  

  

• Styling : the less clothing, better is it. That’s right, you have to teach the “product”, without forgetting that you have to comply with the naturalness parameter. So why put on a leopard-print swimsuit with bright pink heels while lying on the bed? This does not happen in real life, and if it happens, for sure you are a Kardashians. And everyone knows that it’s better to be called a whore than Kardashian, right? Therefore free way to lace lingerie, natural colors, pranks, thongs, culottes, stockings, garters or any garment that makes the girl feel terribly sexy and feminine, without being vulgar. Apart from the lingerie and the naked body, other items that work well are jeans shorts, leather jackets, casual shirts and semi-transparent shirts, as well as men’s shirts.







• No fear and no shame : the pussy, girls, you have to teach the pussy. Whether he likes it or not, that’s what he “sells” the most. We are aware that being in front of a half-naked objective is not easy, and it does not matter if your job is to sell your body. Despite this, we must overcome fear and shame, however it may be. For this reason it is very important to trust the work of the photographer and his assistant, and have a few drinks before. No, this is a joke!

  

  

• Photoshop : this devilish tool must be used in the right way, that is, if I am a chubby girl I can not pretend to be in the thin photo like the handle of the broom. In the publicity jargon that would be called “mega hoax”, although the most refined publicists prefer to say “misleading advertising”. The retouching is allowed to a certain point: to remove scars, moles, tattoos or other elements that may lead to identify the girl. So, if you’re chubby, accept it or eat a little less!

What do you think about the photos in this post? Any that you like in a special way? … We bet that you like them all, right?

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]]> https://www.apricots.es/blog/en/pussies-and-their-coats/ Fri, 22 Jan 2016 08:52:12 +0000 https://www.apricots.es/blog/?p=3332 There comes a time in life when it’s time to get serious and worry about those things that really matter. Like, for example, how women shave their pussy? From Apricots University we have tried to give an answer to this question that does not let us sleep at night, carrying out a very intimate research […]

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]]> There comes a time in life when it’s time to get serious and worry about those things that really matter. Like, for example, how women shave their pussy?

From Apricots University we have tried to give an answer to this question that does not let us sleep at night, carrying out a very intimate research on the hair removal tendencies of the pussy.

Our research started in the changing rooms of gyms, but after a while we realized that this method works better when you ask for permission, and not hiding in the showers disguised as bushes. So we had to change technique. But thanks to our Apricots, we were able to find out that if the eyes are the reflection of the soul, the chichis are the reflection of the personality:

Conservative Pussies : those that even if you turn on the light, you’ll still see everything black. Take a helmet speleologist, a machete and a flare, in case you get lost and have to come to rescue you. Recommendation: For oral sex, line in between.

Conformist pussies : a dense and perfect triangle, a geometric symbol that represents the divine proportion and does not spend much on hair removal.

Revolutionary Pussies : they have a simple line of hair that ends in the slit of the upper lips. This is for you to know where to go. They will know how to give you more directions.

Romantic Pussies : well cut and collected fur, can have different forms, from that of a butterfly, passing through the heart, until you get to the flower. And of course, the flower must be watered well and often, right?

Sincere pussies : they are smooth as the skin of the face after a mask of bullfight. From the mountain of Venus to the perianal area you will not find a single hair, because these little pigs are like that, they are shown for what they are, natural, spontaneous and sincere.

If some of you were waiting for another type of information, like … know if the ginger have red hair in their pussy, we are sorry but what fucking research this will be? We’re not here for nonsense! Look for a ginger girl, try it and then, well pleased, tell it to everyone, macho. What we are interested in, is knowing what type of pussy you eat with more pleasure, with hair, without hair or anything that you put in your mouth?

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