All about pussies and their coats

There comes a time in life when it’s time to get serious and worry about those things that really matter. Like, for example, how women shave their pussy?

From Apricots University we have tried to give an answer to this question that does not let us sleep at night, carrying out a very intimate research on the hair removal tendencies of the pussy.

Our research started in the changing rooms of gyms, but after a while we realized that this method works better when you ask for permission, and not hiding in the showers disguised as bushes. So we had to change technique. But thanks to our Apricots, we were able to find out that if the eyes are the reflection of the soul, the chichis are the reflection of the personality:

Conservative Pussies : those that even if you turn on the light, you’ll still see everything black. Take a helmet speleologist, a machete and a flare, in case you get lost and have to come to rescue you. Recommendation: For oral sex, line in between.

Conformist pussies : a dense and perfect triangle, a geometric symbol that represents the divine proportion and does not spend much on hair removal.

Revolutionary Pussies : they have a simple line of hair that ends in the slit of the upper lips. This is for you to know where to go. She will know how to give you more directions.

Romantic Pussies : well cut and collected fur, can have different forms, from that of a butterfly, passing through the heart, until you get to the flower. And of course, the flower must be watered well and often, right?

Sincere pussies : they are smooth as the skin of the face after a mask of bullfight. From the mountain of Venus to the perianal area you will not find a single hair, because these little pigs are like that, they are shown for what they are, natural, spontaneous and sincere.

If some of you were waiting for another type of information, like … know if the ginger have red hair in their pussy, we are sorry but what fucking research this will be? We’re not here for nonsense! Look for a ginger girl, try it and then, well pleased, tell it to everyone, macho. What we are interested in, is knowing what type of pussy you eat with more pleasure, with hair, without hair or anything that you put in your mouth?

Our research ends here, but we anticipate that soon in Apricots University we will start with Category: Be sexual