What I am gonna to tell, is the worst dust of my life. I have called it that way, not because the kid was a poor fitter or premature ejaculator, no, the reasons are others. Fucking in the car is very good, especially if you still live with your parents and…
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If you think that having a rich and rigorous language is about geeks, you are wrong. With a good vocabulary you can hit on, in bars and if nobody understands you, try to intersperse it with some burps. Expressing ourselves in an elaborate and complex way can…
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We're finally in summer. I imagine that many of you will have started taking photos on the seashore with a mojito in your hand and, of course, you will have posted them on social networks to show that you are an alcoholic also on the beach how cool you are…
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Sometimes it arrives and sometimes it does not. When it does not arrive and you were waiting for it, it is possible for you to not shit in all of humanity. However, even if you arrive, you will not jump to happiness, because your levels of bad host are so…
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Humans are social animals, although Apricots girls prefer to be more concrete defining themselves as social foxes ... what are we going to do? Be that as it may, Aristotle made it very clear "I love foxes What differentiates the human beings from the rest of…
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The other day I wanted to do an experiment with my parents, the goal was to find out how much they know about social networks. The result confirmed what he already thought: they are aware that there is something called like that but they have no idea how it…
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The newspaper classifieds are a wonderful place. Reading them is like discovering a parallel world in which grammar and syntax do not exist and creativity also is not so famous there. However, what is not missing is a lot of people of all kinds who read them…
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