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How to get away with the male alpha you’ve got inside

Aura Brokelyn — Sat, 13 Jul 2019 14:16:47 +0000

The other day, on the street, I came across a boy who had just fallen down with the bike. His knees and hands were injured and, around him, all his friends looked at him laughing at him. I went to put a cable, but I gave an electric and the situation worsened. Despite having her eyes full of tears, she did not drop a single one because, she explained, crying is for nenazas. After his answer, I was about to slap him so that he had a real reason to cry, but then I realized that he was not to blame.

Then whose fault was it?

When we are born, a series of expectations based exclusively on our sex are generated. Sex, for those who have doubts, is not only and exclusively the act of embedding or embedding, but what differentiates men and women biologically; basically it is the set of physical characteristics: if you are a man you will have a cock and if you are a woman you will have chichi and, once a month, you will have bloody chichi.

Depending on the sex that has touched us, we will have to fulfill some roles that society has built based on behaviors, activities and attributes that are collectively considered appropriate for men or women are in the territory of the gender roles . That a skirt is considered a woman’s garment and that football is a sport for man, gender has not so much to do with biology, but with what is expected of you as a man or of me as a woman. A gender role, therefore, is the role that we all have assumed since we are young to tell us that men are male and female are women.

Why is the alpha male a limitation for men?

A few years ago we could have defined virility or masculinity in a more rigid way than nowadays. For example, men would be expected to be strong, competitive, aggressive, intelligent, self-confident, not very sensitive, womanizers … all about an alpha male, you know. Luckily times are changing and things are evolving and, although there are still many differences between men and women, the limits are a little more diffuse.

Being a socially constructed concept, masculinity and femininity are evolving as society advances, but not to everyone equally, as each one has more or less marked the importance of being “a man of true “or” a real woman “. The importance given to that can cause problems of self-esteem and identity. Do I stop being a man if I do not like soccer? If I cry or I do not walk scratching my eggs, I’m effeminate? If during sex I like to have a prostate stimulated with a finger, am I a fagot?

Obviously the answer to all these questions is no! Women do not expect you to be the most macho in the neighborhood, in fact, what we seek is that you do not follow a pattern and that you are yourselves, you can go crazy watching football and then cry watching Titanic and hug another man. It does not have to be in this order. The important thing is that you remember that the male has been plugged in without you realizing it, you are his slaves and, as nothing contributes to keep him there and continue to feed him, why not get rid of him? In all cases, women are not going to be aware how much you have of a man, but we will value your own personality and your authenticity.

Try it and see if 1) you feel lighter, with less ballast 2) women have another attitude with you 3) you meet your real self.

(Many thanks to Rubén Domènech, psychologist and sexologist, for helping me write this article and for being such a little alpha male).

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Women Orgasm Day: We want an orgasm every day!

Aura Brokelyn — Thu, 28 Mar 2019 12:50:54 +0000

I love reading about issues related to sex, just this week I read in a summer gossip magazine that on August 8 is the International Feminine Orgasm Day. Indeed there is a day dedicated to the female orgasm!

There are different theories about its origin but the one that has more weight says that it comes from the city of Esperantina, in northeastern Brazil, when the councilman José Arimatéia Dantas dedicated one day to the female orgasm as compensation for a “sexual debt” he had with his woman and drafted a law for the citizens to push them to make effort with their wife. “It’s a public health issue,” the minister said in a newspaper interview.

The International Day of the Female Orgasm seeks to raise awareness about the importance of female sexuality and the right of women to sexual pleasure. As I have told you several times, I am very curious, I have reviewed several studies on female orgasm and the result have surprised me a lot. I will present to you some data:

80% of women have difficulty reaching climax in vaginal intercourse.
Up to 15% of women have never experienced an orgasm despite having been sexually active for many years.
1 in 3 women have problems reaching orgasm.

The causes are (I do not say it, but studies): the prudishness and male laziness.

In previous articles I have given you some tips on how to make a good blowjob and handjob. Surely you have experienced a good orgasm and you have run to jet. That’s the way I like it, but now it’s our turn!

Tips to more easily reach the female orgasm

Stimulation

Sexual stimulation is essential to achieve orgasm. It is important to have your mind set at the moment. During the sexual act you must relax your partenaire and do not think about bills, work and the daily issues . The more relax you are, the easier it will be to get excited. You have to concentrate on the present moment.

Sensations

It is not about taking off your clothes and riding as if there were no tomorrow. It is advisable to play before any penetration, the preliminary are always very important to have better endings, such as: performing a sensual massage, give kisses all over the body … What sometimes makes us very horny is that you make us see that you give it to us and then you do not, and when you start to play with our body.

Pelvic exercise

This exercise is not practiced in the gym, well, maybe you can strengthen this muscle if you fuck the monitor:

It is also good to perform Kegel exercises, which consist of relaxing and tightening the muscles that control the flow of urine. I can recommend you the use the Chinese balls.

Surely some time while you were fucking a girl you noticed the pressure of her pelvis on your penis, right? Did you like it?

Hot feet

The temperature of the body also influences to reach the climax. A Danish study showed that women are 30% more likely to achieve orgasm if their feet are hot instead of cold. I personally do not like to wear socks while I fuck, but you should to try it, right?

Erogenous zones

The orgasms are not only possible through the stimulation of the clitoris or point G. You can also induce and provoke an orgasm if you caress us and lick our boobs and nipples. I love being caressed by nipples in preliminary games.

Erotic toys

Although I am accompanied, I love playing with erotic toys. There are hundreds of sex toys to satisfy yourself. With one of the erotic toys that I have most enjoyed has been with a remote control vibrator that my companion controlled while we were having dinner. Same as in the movie scenes, although I did not scream like Meg Ryan in “When Harry found Sally”.

Women should have an orgasm every day because:

Increase the creativity and energy.
Improve your health.
More relaxed.
Reduction of stress.
Increases oxytocin in our body.
You feel happy and cheerful.

7 Types d’orgasmes feminins

Clitorial:Press, lick and stroke the well-lubricated clitoris, first slowly and gradually increase pressure, frequency and rhythm, you will see what explosion ^^
This little hidden treasure triggers about 8,000 nerve terminals, the double that the male penis has.

Vaginal:Perhaps it is the most common of orgasms and the most lasting. This type of orgasm is achieved through penetration. As the vagina is full of thousands of nerve endings, introducing the penis activates different pleasurable discharges in them. Find the best position to give you more pleasure.
Point G: It is similar to vaginal orgasm, the difference lies in that you must be stimulating the G-spot during penetration. The point G is a rough area that is formed of erectile tissues and is located between 5 and 8 centimeters inside the vagina, specifically under the pubic bone. Depending on the shape of your penis you should find what is the best position to stimulate the G-spot. The first time they found me was with the Spiderman technique, introducing the middle finger and the ring finger, making circular movements and with slight pressure .
Mixed: Years ago it was said that there was no difference between vaginal orgasm and clitorial, but I swear the difference is present. In my opinion it is one of the most powerful. The mixe is when you experience a clitorial and vaginal orgasm at the same time, it is a pleasure combo. One of the best positions to achieve a mixed orgasm is the puppy one, I love that while they penetrate me they caress my clitoris.
Multiple: To experience a multi-orgasm you must help her to relax, and after a first orgasm, the intensity of the movement or friction increases and decreases but also stimulates other areas at the same time. This orgasm does not have an ideal position, it is simply trying to extend the moment of pleasure.
Anal: Some women became addicted to anal sex once they try it. To perform anal sex is good pre-stimulation you need to be relaxed, very well lubricated and you have to use condoms to prevent infections. When you penetrate a girl from behind, the G-spot can also be stimulated.
Nipples: Although you do not believe it, it is also possible to achieve an orgasm only with the stimulation of the nipples and breasts. If they are stimulated in the right way they can feel intense, different and unforgettable orgasms. Massage the area with circular movements from the inside to outside, play with your lips and tongue but without biting because you can cause the opposite effect. A very good and comfortable position for you to enjoy both while stimulating your breasts is that of a cowgirl. I love to ride with control of the rhythm while licking and caressing my breasts.

Each girl is different, it is better to talk to her to know what she likes and what she does not. Do not be selfish, dedicate time to your partenaire and I’m sure that next she’ll thank you. I still remember my first orgasm, I felt so good that in the end I agreed to have anal sex when I was initially reluctant, and I really enjoyed it. The dust of that day was wonderful, it is one of those that remain engraved in the mind.

Although on the 8th it is World Women’s Orgasm Day, every day must be dedicated to the feminine pleasure, and also to the masculine one. Sex should be practiced every day, since it puts us in a good mood and relaxes us. If you can not have it at home, go find it, I have some friends who love to fuck and make you run like never before.

This summer I am experiencing a lot with my body, in both ways : alone and accompanied and the truth is that I am discovering things everyday more …

Have you experienced any of these orgasms? What is the orgasm that has made you tremble more?

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Dirty-mind: phrases with double sexual sense.

Aura Brokelyn — Wed, 31 Jan 2018 12:33:28 +0000

On many occasions, the mind often tricks us. And if you have a dirty mind like mine, or even more. I do not know if it’s because of culture, genetics or simply because of vice, but I’m always thinking about sex. Rare is the time I do not get up wet. Do you think it just happens to me?

I am an erotophilic person, I have a positive attitude towards sexuality and eroticism. I have no qualms about talking about any topic, and less about sex. Since I was a young girl at home, we have talked about sex education from a positive, never negative, approach, exactly the opposite of what Louis Van Gaal said.

Some time ago I find it hard to see the literal meaning of things, the phrases I hear every day I receive them with double meaning. I understand everything the other way around, with an erotic meaning. I am giving a sexual sense to expressions or actions that do not have it. Has it ever happened to you that you are among friends, and when you peel or eat a banana, you’ve got a silly giggle because you think you’re doing a blowjob?

As I am very curious, during the weekend, I began to make a list with some phrases and expressions with sexual connotations.

Sharpen the pencil : Such an innocent expression can become pure poetry. You imagine that a girl tells you, when you want to sharpen your pencil, I lend you my pencil sharpener.

Wet the churro : When do you like to wet it? When I finish the party, before going to sleep. In Barcelona there are sites where they offer a hot chocolate .

Open the clam : What can we say about this sexual expression? It is one of the best known.

Peel (a fruit) : This expression makes me very funny when my mother says to my father, do you want me to peel you …? The tangerine.

Play the zambomba : It does not have to be Christmas or sing Christmas carols to “play the zambomba”. The best thing is that you play it while you enjoy the rhythm.

Take her to the garden : When my father told my mother, I’m going to take you to the garden, I do not know why but I always thought they were going to plant potatoes or grow turnips.

March back : At home I always listened to my mother tell my father, beware of going back, beware that it may have consequences. I knew that my father was a bad driver, but not so much.

Looking at Cuenca : Is there anyone who knows where Cuenca is when we are in bed?

Eat it all : My mother instilled in me that we always have to eat it all and finish everything It’s a good thing because I never leave anything on the plate.

Run for the side : When they tell me, run away a little bit more. Wait a moment, man, I need my time.

I like the crusts (of the bread) : The tips of the bread are always hard, as I like them. But beware of biting too hard.

What a big package : Seeing the Amazon delivery guy when he walks in the door. What were you thinking?

I’m hot : And no, I do not mean when I have a fever.

Eat rabbit : I do not especially like rabbit, but I like to be eaten.

When I go to run, I warn you : How many times have I heard this expression from my father, but the funny thing is that I have never seen him with the running suit on. Could it be that he is lazy?

I love cream : Cream always adds flavor to things.Personally I like it between my boobs and my lips .

As you have seen, erotic phrases with double meaning can give a lot of juice, forgiveness, play I wanted to say. Thinking about sex is inevitable, we are surrounded by temptations, therefore, it is better to enjoy it than to try to avoid it.

Do not forget that you can go running accompanied, make a stop to eat a clam or rabbit (depends on whether you like meat or seafood more), accompany it with the crusts of the bread, offer to teach where Cuenca is and finish sweetly with freshly whipped cream.

Can you help me expand my list? Do not back down, sharpen your pencil and write!

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De-stress for Christmas

Aura Brokelyn — Wed, 20 Dec 2017 08:41:41 +0000

We are at the doors of the Christmas holidays, a few days of peace and love. I especially like Christmas because it is a time of giving and receiving. Who does not like to be given … love.

I do not know about you, but since the beginning of the Black Friday, my mind has not stopped thinking about Christmas. I do not know if it is the fault of the media or publicity, but I am already stressed. They say that Christmas is to be calm, in family, enjoy the moment and yours. For me, Christmas is a time of stress, thinking about everything that goes with it, buying for everyone, eating several days with the family, and if you have a partner, I’m sure that every year you have the same discussion, where do we eat? with your family or mine? In the end you do not have time for yourself; In a time when you should be relaxed, you end up more stressed than if you were working. I am wrong?

But there is no harm that does not come, I learned so many things from my father … Yes, I know, what would happen to me without my father’s advice. The man is a well of wisdom, one day he saw me so stressed for Christmas that he taught me the secrets to enjoy it as I had never imagined before.

The basic thing to have a good holiday is to try to be relaxed and see the positive side of things, and this can be achieved very easily. You have to fuck, and a lot. It seems difficult to do it at Christmas, but it is not so much if you know how.

If you are the type of person who is stressed by everything that the Christmas holidays entail, do not worry, I have prepared a diagram in which I show you how you can relax during Christmas.

And then I will take the opportunity to give you some tips on how to have sex at Christmas without your family find out.

The starting gun kicks off on December 22 with the Christmas lottery. By the way, do you already have your tenth? Surely this year we touch, the illusion can never be lost. Well, but the best thing about this day is company dinners, a perfect plan to get laid with someone at work. It can not be? Nothing happens, I wait for you in Apricots. The first day of parties and you’re already de-stressing. I love it!

Another type of stress that arises during the holidays is having all the gifts bought and wrapped for Christmas. My advice is to buy them online earlier. Then, on the 24th you have a good excuse to pretend that you go shopping, and instead of going to stores, you have the whole day all to yourself to be able to de-stress. I do not need to tell you how you can do it, you’re not a teenager darling. You will arrive so relaxed to the family Christmas dinner that you will end up singing Christmas carols with your mother-in-law.

On the 25th there is a family diner again, and here everyone drink a bit. The time of the opening of the presents came, which is the perfect moment to escape away, maybe they do not realize it. In my family, after the gifts, some of my uncles take a long nap. So nobody will notice your absence.

In Catalonia, on December 26 it is a party and another family meal, 3 meals in 3 days, an authentic family marathon to go on the road. Can you imagine 3 meals for 3 days, but the ones that we really like, the ones that make us tremble with pleasure? I get goosebumps just thinking about it.

From the 27th to the 30th of December we have a few days of truce, at least of meals … family. And the day comes 31, as the saying goes, who does not fuck at the end of the year, does not fuck all year. Then we have to remedy it, right?

It is a night of celebrations, a night in which apart drinking and dancing a lot, you have to fuck very hard. Well, that’s what all my friends did, and me too, as Manuela’s mother would say. After the party, before going to sleep, it is usually a tradition to have churros with chocolate, I love them. If you feel like it, you can come to dunk it in Apricots, we have the best chocolate in Barcelona..

You can not deny that you have proposed a series of purposes for the new year, if sex is not contemplated, you should include it, you will be happier and you will get fit in a more pleasant way.

These days I read a lot about Christmas and sex always appears, I’m not a believer but I think it’s a sign. Maybe it’s the star that illuminates my path. Tell me if these statements do not speak to you….

Men at Christmas fantasize more, their main fantasies are to fuck on a sled and under the tree with the lights on. Do not worry, I can make your fantasies come true, I’ll let you be Santa Claus and enter my fireplace. I love seeing how Santa enters the fireplace and how he eats the candy I have prepared for him.

Another news that I read and I was shocked, did you know that women are more unfaithful than men at Christmas? I believe it, although I propose a challenge, why do not we turn this statistic around?

Christmas is a magical time in which all are benefits, especially so that we can enjoy and receive immense pleasure, come on, so we can fuck more. And as I said, all are signs: more than half of the products of Christmas meals are aphrodisiac, and above you say, you have to burn those nougat. Everything is provocations, is not it?

via GIPHY

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Reflections of an intern

Aura Brokelyn — Sun, 26 Nov 2017 11:59:04 +0000

I would never have imagined reaching this, and I am not talking about having orgasm, which I have also achieved. I am very excited because from today, I am the new intern of Apricots and I will do everything possible to stay there and have a great time with all of you.

My two great passions are sex and football, well, better said, the soccer players, especially at that moment when they take off their shirts after putting goals, mmm …

Well, now you wonder why a girl like this is in apricots, it is very simple, because I do not go with anyone, I just like to be with cool and respectul people. Also my position on prostitution has always been open, I do not know if its because of by my father, who already had a very definite opinion about how beneficial it is to go for whores, what do you think about it?

The 10 advantages to go to whores for my dad :

You do not have problems to fuck if you are not very hot. You do not need to be Cristiano Ronaldo or Piqué to be able to fuck. My father was a mix between Fari and Barragán, but he fucked a pibón every week.

You can lose your virginity with an expert. You will not have pressure and whatever happens, will remain in privacy. Then tell your friends what you want …

If you are conservative and methodical, of those who eat paella every Thursday in the same place, that every Christmas you wear the same reindeer jersey and you like to fuck on Tuesdays at 11: 00h, you will never run out of fucking, I reserve for you?

If your partner has a headache or is tired … Nothing happens, you only have to arrive a little later from work, football or if you are an athlete, tell them you are going to run, you will not be lying to them.

You can fulfill your sexual fantasies with a hot student and practice with her all your fetishes.

No need to flirt. You pay for sex, so you do not have to waste hours inviting her for drinks or listening to her problems during the whole night. It’s a Fixed fuck!

In the variety is the spice. You can choose girls with the characteristics that you like: tall, short, big tits, big ass, blondes, brunettes … We know, choosing is very difficult, but it has an easy solution: try them all!

You can fuck with socks and nothing happens. How many times have they told you to take off your socks and you do not want to because it’s cold.

If you run fast, nobody gets mad. – “There’s no need to say anything else” – as Bernd Schuster said.

Not everything is fucking, sometimes just talking, you can also feel satisfied. Although a little sex never hurts.

I hope that the arguments that my father gave to his colleagues to accompany him have served you like him, since he never went alone to a brothel, hehehe. By the way, what a little head I have, I have not told you my name, my name is Debora Melhos Vaixos and i am waiting for you 😉

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Are men happier than women are?

Aura Brokelyn — Wed, 22 Nov 2017 14:34:05 +0000

Tonight, while I was having dinner with my friends, I received a whatsapp of these that are sent in groups of friends in which a woman explained why men are so happy. You can already imagine the debate that has been mounted around the table: that a man can eat a banana in a public and nothing happens, that the gray hair makes them more attractive, and the only part they have to shave is their face or not.

Apart from laughing for a while, the more feverish mind of the table (in case someone does not know, is the person who is sexually aroused more easily) has come up with an idea, get up from the table and find the uncles more Good friends of the restaurant to make a debate with another point of view. Well … and what comes up!

Once the prisoners are found, sorry, the good guys, we asked them, do you really believe that men are happier than women? Needless to say that they have been subjugate, not by the question, but by our sexy dress. The ladies have to be well groomed, you never know when you will find an opportunity to fuck, here the things are clear. Who goes out partying one day at night with no intention of flirting or fucking? Even the married, are in the same situation, that’s why they have three drinks, so they have some excuse if they are infidel that if it was alcohol, if I did not want … Oh, I think my friend is not the only one who has a feverish mind.

After chatting with these nice guys, I ended up getting into their bed, yes, I could not resist.

Do not be mortified if one day you go out and do these things; We are mortified by women. We have the right to do the same as men, enjoy life and our body. According to a study by the Office for National Statistics (ONS), women are more likely to feel happier than men but we experience more anxiety attacks. This is one of the reasons why I am in Apricots, I have a good time and I get rid of my anxiety continuously, you can imagine how I do it.

It does not look like it, but men are happy looking at themselves in the mirror. Above all they enjoy doing postures, and let’s not say if they are naked, what man has not done the helicopter at some time? If you do not know what the helicopter is, honey, you’ll have to search it on Google.

On the other hand, for us to look in the mirror is torture, we look old, we find wrinkles, in general we see all the imperfections. But that’s good, as Marilyn said, “imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring”.

Many times women believe that men are happier because they have a more relaxed life, almost everyone thinks they are good in bed. On the other hand, women think at all times if we are doing well, if we give them enough pleasure. How I like to meet gentlemen that make me enjoy and scream in style.

Some of the statements we read in the whatsapp message of why men are happier than women have made me think a lot, for example, it is true that new shoes do not destroy their feet, of course, they do not wear heels. Can you imagine men with heels? Surely they can not bear even half of us. But you know we do not wear heels to be taller, we wear them because we think of you, because we want to give you pleasure, yes pleasure. We want you to look at our ankles, we want to trigger a process of sexual sensations pleasant and stimulating just by looking at our feet, that you want us. In the end, those who win are us because you caress us, suck, tickle, lick and kiss our feet. It’s a win-win in every rule, we all win.

Another statement that left me speechless is that they spend only € 5 on a pack of 3 underpants. We wear panties and sexy outfits that cost well over € 5 to get a thousand! Guys, a little please, as the actor said. We also like that you wear tight underpants that mark you well what you have to mark, but especially that they have no holes. Yes, I have slept with guys who have pierced slips, you do not know how low it is. Well, I said, some clean and sexy underpants so that you put us a thousand.

As I said at the beginning, there is a statement that does bother me, why women can not eat a banana in a public place? We all know that a banana has a phallic form, it is true, with it we can practice sexo oral, but there are more foods with this same form or similar. So, do women have to hide to eat food with a specific shape? If I have a Calippo or a cucumber in my hand, will people look at me badly? Will you look at me with a vice face? Honestly, I do not care. I like to provoke. Whether it is when I eat them, I’ll look at you with a vicious face, which is what I am. And besides, I do not have to hide from anything, I do what I want and when I want to. And I will also do it in public.

Well babies, but if it is just a whatsapp with some phrases and humor, do not need to take it badly although it has made us reflect a bit, we have to look at it from the positive side. Thanks to this messenger I was able to get close to a good-looking guy’s table where in the end I got some good underpants, they touched and caressed my feet, and I ate a good banana, yes, in private. And then they say that men are happier than women.

Before leaving you, I want to share a reflection, we can get excited on the street in front of a man without being noticed and without embarrassment.

And what about your opinion? What advantages do you think men have that women do not have and vice versa?

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The 6 definitive tricks to break up with your girlfriend

Aura Brokelyn — Fri, 04 Aug 2017 07:21:46 +0000

How many times have you had to break a relationship in your life? And how many times have you delayed it because you did not find the words or the right moment? I know, I know … tou are not the only person in that situation. That is why, as I am always willing to make you happy, I have compiled what for me are the great techniques of rupture, confirmed and validated by married men, divorced and separated.

It’s not you, it’s me.
A classic this technique, not in vain is the most used. The inventor of this exit took the Oscar to the bastard of the year, so show that you’re an Oscar actor and start acting. You’re the bad guy in the movie, but of those good bad guys, who justify their acts out of love. The argument is that she does not deserve someone like you, that you are a horrible partner and that although you love her with madness, you must finish with her, so that she finds something better and stop suffering.

In the background you are an altruist … so that the paper is solid, or more important is to reach a good level of self-insult until you say: “Quiet, I understand, thank you honey, if at the bottom you are a good” .
Throw the junk to your friend.
Here you are a bastard, bluntly. It’s something evil, but it always works. Or he tells you and she will break with you Instantly, or your friend accepts your proposal and you win a rebound lover, even if you keep your current partner. You always win;)
Ask her ass incessantly
“Come, do not be like that, if it’s not going to hurt … “ Or she not accept it and cut with you or … you will have to come to give me thank you for improving your sex life (and yours, even if you do not know yet;)
If the game goes, risky.
Depends on how brave you are you can play one hand or another:
- If you know that she wants to marry someday, tell her that you have been thinking about it and that you have decided to stay single, that you do not like commitment and that as you are already well, if she really dreams of dressing in white and loves herself It will put your wishes before yours and someone willing will be sought.
- On the contrary, if you know you do not want to get married, ask for a marriage and tell them you can not take it anymore without committing yourself. But beware, this is almost like Russian roulette, I know of men who have used this option and then invited me to their wedding. Facing the consequences.
Try to have worse and worse sex.
There are two risks to using this technique, that she loves you so much and accept to endure this sexual failure, or that you work and break the relationship, but that is irreversible and it can stick to your skin for life for having practiced both the fast corse, suck badly and fuck like a hedgehog. Luck for your next relation!
Drop an Apricots card.
If you do not feel capable of executing any of the above techniques, you will always have the option to “forget” one of our business cards in the car, at home or in a strategic place where your wife, one of your friends or Even the mother-in-law can discover your sinful slip. You will be like a “putero”, yes, but you pass the hot potato to her, she will break up with you and you will take off a brown one. Come by the place to get a card without commitment;)

ATTENTION: These techniques are not infallible, although they have a high percentage of effectiveness. It may happen that she does not tell you anything, maybe she also has an affair and you have taken a step forward towards a liberal relationship or you have just discovered that she is a girl Apricots and believe you suspect it …

Of course, I bet on sincerity . Tell the truth, be honest, take the bull by the horns and tell him that you do not want to continue with the relationship for whatever reasons and face as a man the situation, simple and transparent and the safest thing is that everything goes well and even for you and let’s hit a good farewell dust.

Besos.

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The most open-minded countries to have a trip this summer

Aura Brokelyn — Wed, 26 Jul 2017 11:12:52 +0000

– Have you already decided where you will go on vacation this summer?
– No fucking idea. Do you have an idea?
– Let’s see … You are more attracted by sea or mountain? Of handbag or of backpacking? From cold or warm countries?
– Bro,I am only attracted by sex.

Seriously, I do not care to go to a Caribbean beach or to climb the Everest, what I want is succumb to the vice and luxure. That’s why, whenever I travel, I take a look at the obscenity index of each country. I do not care about the coin, the mosquitoes or how far it is, if apart from a vaccine they also stuck my dick, I am already happy.

That’s why, as a philanthropist, I want to share with you the research that, as I have done so many times . So if you have not yet chosen a destination for your vacation, you’re lucky, In this countries you will fuck for sure .

Japon
If you are Andalusian, you will be used to seeing processions with virgins while eating French toast. Well, if you were Japanese, you would be used to see processions with giant cocks while you eat phallic lollipops.

Japan can boast of being the most technological country in the world, but also of being number one in buying and selling used panties. Although in Spain there are beaches with or without nudism, in Japan there are cafeterias with or without panties . There are also clubs with bonuses for oral sex sessions at a better price than the T-10. Visit the country of the rising sun, birthplace of Body Sushi and the dolls .
Cuba
On the other side of the globe is Cuba, a country where is coming all the rum you drink . Unlike Japan, here you want to fuck everyone (sorry Japan – ごめんな日本) and everyone will want to fuck you. Yes, bicuriousness is the order of the day in Cuba. When a Cuban swells his balls (sperm) he has to empty them immediately, no matter where. If you’re lucky enough to be around, maybe it’s your turn.

One tip: sign up for salsa classes before you go, an arrhythmic European is funny, but he does not get horny, and that’s why salsa was invented, Right?
Spain
If you want a good dose of liberalism, stay in Spain, specifically in Barcelona, the capital of open minds and open legs : a city with more liberal clubs and brothels that churches, a city with two nudist beaches in the center, a city where, until recently, you could walk naked in the streets. She has power!

Sit at a table with several locals and you’ll see that no topic is taboo: polyamory, open relationships, threesomes, bisexuality … 80% of my friends here are bisexual! if you want I present them to you .
Netherland
One of the first countries to regularize prostitution, sex and weed around the world . Do not miss the Van Gogh museum. No, that’s a joke! I already know that you are not interested by culture, the post I did about literature Erotic had fewer visits than the Wikipedia page of Geno de OT.

What you should not miss, dear putero, is the Red Light District of Amsterdam, there are young ladies, gentlemen and transsexuals to stop a train. But above all: do not forget to buy tulip seeds for your wife .
Brasil
The cult of the body in Brazil is almost as strong as his desire to fuck. Add to that,there is a lot of miscegenation, which in my experience makes people more beautiful. So we can say it’s the most sexual country per square meter in the world .

The only bad thing is that gym bodies rarely they relate beyond the words to the barbell bodies. So you know, join the gym or visit twice a week for Apricots . The calories burned will be the same, you can choose !
Switzerland
Switzerland, in addition to a tax haven, is also a sexual paradise. After depositing money in opaque accounts, went to even more opaque rooms to deposit their liquidity . Then he went to the Café Fellatio to take a cup and blowjob at very reasonable price of 60 Swiss francs.

And if he still had time and milk, he had a thousand more places to choose from the wide range of services that we offers the wonderful alpine sex industry.
France
If you think of the word “liberal” you think of France. The prohibition of the porn in Spain and the consequent men escapes to the north helped to create this image of the liberal french, nothing wrong, by the way.

Come to the Pigalle neighborhood of Paris to know the biggest sexual offer of Gaul: movie theaters X, sex shops, brothels, strip clubs, and of course the Moulin Rouge … Although I’m sorry, it’s not what it used to be, it’s lost its sordidness. Damn gentrification that kicks whores out of their neighborhoods!
Germany
The Germans may seem very dry, but I assure you that inside they are very wet. In this country, prostitution is legal and well-known are the clubs of orgies and dark rooms in Berlin.

Germany is an ideal sexual destination for people with paraphilias. In Berlin you can find an infinity of clubs for masochists, leather discotheques, cruising bars … There is even a club in which the bathrooms are a grid on the floor that overlooks a lower floor, where the lovers of the piss are located .

After this list, you will think that in Europe we are perverts. But … did you know that the rest of the world thinks that about us? There must be a reason. Let’s thank God to gave us this gift. Well, better do not say anything to God, he could punish us with a new mutation of gonorrhea. Shut up! That already exists!

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8 beaches where you can fuck with strangers

Aura Brokelyn — Tue, 27 Jun 2017 10:53:23 +0000

The summer arrived! And with it, the beach dust. Do not worry if you’re single and/or you do not know how to flirt, thanks to Apricots this summer you will not continue to be the voyeur hidden among the dunes, this summer you will be the object of straws. Here you have 8 Spanish beaches where you can practice dogging.

What the fuck is dogging? , you’ll ask. Dogging is the cruising of heterosexuals. What the fuck is the cruising? Cruising is what gays did before Grindr existed. What the fuck is Grindr? Fuck! You are reading the blog of a dating house, would it be too much to ask for a minimum of zorril culture?!

Go, I calm down because I like you, you’re cute. I will solve your existential doubts so you can continue with your day and comment in the office what you have learned today.

What are dogging and cruising?
The art of fucking strangers outdoors. Normally the two practices coexist in the same spaces, although there are many more places of cruising than of dogging … gays take us years of advantage.

No, it’s not called dogging for this.

Why is it called dogging?
Because people practiced it with the excuse of going to get the dog. The term has been castellanizado with the word cancaneo (of can), and for that reason the Canaries Islands are called thus: because their exuberant natural beauty invites to fuck with strangers on the volcanic sand.

How to practice it?
To be a good dogger you have to be an exhibitionist and a voyeur at the same time, as well as always use a condom. Once you have accepted this, go to a point of cancaneo, walk until you find someone who wants to fuck with you and the rest, is up to you. However, if the voyeur roll goes more to you, approach the exhibitionists little by little, you can play if they let you.

In the case of practicing dogging in the car, which is very common, there are certain rules:

– Leave the lights inside the car on. 
– Close doors and windows if you do not want voyeurs to approach.  
– Leave the windows ajar if you want them to come closer, if you leave them completely open, you want them to touch too.  
– Open the car door if you want people to join.

I want! Where can I go?
Mispicaderos.com has the most extensive list of places to fuck in public in Spain, but stay with me, darling. I’m going to reveal the best Iberian beaches for you to do. Believe me, they have all gone through the ISO of my pussy.

1. Torn Beach – L’Hospitalet de l’Infant (Tarragona)

This beach about 2km long is located on the edge of a completely virgin mountain and is considered one of the sanctuaries of dogging in Spain and Europe. In addition, it has a chiringuito, a naturist camping and is surrounded by a pine forest. I am smelling a pine tree and getting wet all over.

2. Rompeculos Beach – Mazagón (Huelva)

Author of the photo: Huahe.
Yes, it’s called like that. Not because they can break your ass, but also because “there is a small irregular channel that breaks the line of dunes and opens the way to the beach” (according to Tourism of Andalusia). This wild paradise in the middle of the Doñana park is more than 3km long and erotism.

3. The Oasis – Maspalomas (Gran Canaria)

4 hectares of dunes with a pond. In the pond is where the feast begins. Warning: you will find yourself with a lot of cruising, as in all the beaches of this list, but Maspalomas is one of the most famous gay smoking sites in Europe, after Mykonos and the Berlin parks … But do not worry, there are also heterosexuals, bisexuals and all those who love free sex in the vineyard of the Lord!

4. Beaches of Saler – El Saler (Valencia)

Valencia is lucky to have right next to the beach of Saler, kilometers and miles of fine sand, meeting point of the most liberal of the city. It is better to go when the sun falls, which is when the doggers “take the dog for a walk”.

5. Beach of Quitapellejos – Palomares (Almería)

Author of the photo: Patrick Blier.
This beach is famous for the posed Fraga after the nuclear accident of Palomares. Such an erotic image aroused passions and is now one of the busiest points in Almeria. I just want to add one more thing, what happens to the Andalusians with what to name their beaches?

6. Calblanque beach – Cartagena (Murcia)

Calblanque is one of the wonders of Murcia and, fortunately, many nights it transforms into a wonderful outdoor orgy. So do not look at Cuenca, go to Calblanque, Alggel is much cooler.

7. Samil Beach – Vigo (Pontevedra)

Did you know that the most popular beach in Vigo at night becomes the most erotic one? Yes, I am the soul of the party at family gatherings, there is no brother-in-law who wins me, because I killed them all. Soon I will make a post with 1000 ways to kill your brother-in-law. Stay tuned!

8. Embalse de San Juan – Pelayos de la Presa (Madrid)

Author of the foto: Jaime Pérez.
Are you from Madrid and want to know beaches to do dogging near the capital? Well you are fucked, there is no beach in Madrid (who says “go, go”). But there is something that looks a lot like it and that has nothing to envy to a Mediterranean cove: the banks of rivers, lakes and reservoirs. These sites are as valid for an outdoor orgy with strangers as any beach. You’re lucky, in the swamp of San Juan often enough liberals in summer, specifically in the Lancha del Yelmo.

BONUS: Cap d’Agde – Agde (Francia)

This old naturist refuge of the 60s has been transformed into a zone of free flogging and is currently the Mecca of nudists, exhibitionists and voyeurs of the world. That’s why, even if I’m not in Spain, I deserved to be on this list. In addition, it is only 3 hours from Barcelona, dear ones.

Now that you know where to go to look, touch and be seen, I want to see how you already open a thread in SexoMercado organizing a blabla car to go through this particular “cod route”. Hala! Fuck dear ones!

PS: Beware of the police and the rancid people.

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8 places to fuck in the city

Aura Brokelyn — Tue, 09 May 2017 09:00:56 +0000

Are you fed up with the ñigui-ñigui made in your bed? Has your washing machine ceased to be an exciting place ? Are you afraid to take a powder in the garden because your neighbors can see you? Well, get out and fuck in the street!

Yes, I know that if you are afraid of being seen by your neighbors, you will also be afraid of being seen by strangers … But in this list of public places where there is love, there are more discreet places than the Pedroche dress on Christmas Eve. Well, it was not very discreet, but … what did you think?

Parks
If they have to learn something gays and heterosexuals is the habit of copulating outdoors with strangers, a “sport” better known as cruising or cancaneo. Every city in the world is full of meeting points where you can have wild sex with a stranger, or with your partner, or both of them. Most of these points are parks as: El Retiro de Madri, the Sagrada Familia park in Barcelona or the gardens of the Louvre in Paris.
The cable car in your city
When you finish reading this list, you will realize that the best way to discover your city is to fuck in all its corners. I live in Barcelona and my favorite place for a mete-saca is the Montjuïc Cable Car. How beautiful the city of Barcelona looks as you embed it! If you notice, the cabins move always although there is no wind, and I’m not the only one who puts a skyline .
Your car
If you do not have enough money to pay for a cable car or a 10-minute drive, they are few for the sexual beast that you have inside , take the car and climb some of the hills of your city. With the city at your feet, the sun setting to the west and a little bit of music to fuck , a blowjob and/or a finger will fall, sure.

If the windows are fogging and your partner makes the Titanic little joke, leave it, you do not deserve this.
In the middle of the street
If what you’re looking for is not the view, and you don’t care about being seen, get laid in the street! You will not be the first, the neighbors of Moscou Street in Barcelona are tired of seeing how they fuck in front of their houses.

Warning: I’m serious. Apricots recommends that the young people who go out partying at the Olympic Village go to intimate beaches Damn, is it that nobody thinks about children? To avoid agglomerations and disturb neighbors, our dear friends of Mis Picaderos have the largest list of public dunking sites in Spain. We have other friends, those of Pornhub, who also have a very nice list, but of videos of people caught fornicating in the open air.

They did not think about children and karma punished them with a viral video.

Portales
This is a great classic of outdoor flirting. You come out of the nightclub, you finish the party horny, you touch yourself in a corner but you want “more privacy”, so without thinking so much, get into the first portal you find open. Although you have a high probability of being caught by a neighbor octogenaria early riser, you trust your senses and that you will hear the doors open or close … and you end up bugging your girlfriend in the middle of a community meeting. From your community and you realize that you have to stop alcohol.
The cinema
Enter and watch a movie, look for what’s on the billboard of your city. Now order the movies from worst to best score, choose the worst and buy the tickets for a midday pass. You already have an entire room just for you and your partner. In my case i have done Bang bang thanks to Batman vs. Superman, The Suicide Squad and Villaviciosa next door.

I’m sorry honey, you’re very good but you’re not funny, keep looking.

Stores and shopping centers
Ask your partner for a shopping card. So that you do not feel bad you take it with you to the mall and to be 100% sure that you do not feel used you invite her to go with you to the changing room, then you can start fucking. I already know that all this sounds a bit like prostitution, but what did you expect? You are reading the blog of a brothel.
Music festivals
At festivals he fucks a lot, badly and everywhere. The epicenter of festival powders are the bathrooms, and that’s why I say that he fucks badly. How are you going to fuck at ease in a Poly Klyn? At least, if you go to Sónar or Primavera Sound, be foresighted and wear blue clothes.

Where will you start? Always remember that you have to collect the condoms that you use and that, before staining public places with your sperm, it is better to swallow it. Although now that I think about it, you can also carry handkerchiefs in your pocket …

And if these places are too public for you, that all you want is to escape from the routine sex. Why you don’t come to Apricots? You can rent a room for hours without necessary having to rent the services from one of the Apricots girls. Even if it’s much better if you are accompanied a girl, or maybe several, what do you think?

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